Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Garden Flag

Nothing says “welcome” like a polite middle feather.

This weather-resistant garden flag delivers full sarcasm in bold, backyard-ready polyester. Whether you hang it by the coop, the porch, or right at the driveway for maximum effect, it’s perfect for poultry people who are just done—with the HOA, the neighbors, and probably the hens too. Pole not included.

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