Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Elevate your everyday style with the Cluck It All Farms Logo Unisex Long Sleeve Tee. Crafted from premium combed ring-spun cotton, this versatile tee offers unparalleled comfort and durability.
Premium Comfort: Made from premium combed ring-spun cotton, this tee ensures luxurious comfort all day long.
Versatile Design: Whether you're dressing it down with jeans and a hoodie or dressing it up with formal trousers, its regular fit and classic design make it perfect for any occasion.
Flattering Fit: Features like side-seamed construction, a crew neck, and cover-stitched collar ensure a flattering fit and enduring quality.
Heather Colors: Available in a range of heather colors, this long sleeve tee adds a touch of style to your wardrobe.
Each tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, contributing to reduced overproduction and thoughtful purchasing decisions. Thank you for supporting sustainable practices!
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |