Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Elevate your everyday without overthinking it. The Cluck It All Farms Logo Unisex Long Sleeve Tee pairs super-soft cotton with clean lines and our bold logo—perfect under a hoodie, over a tank, or solo on chore days and coffee runs.
Keepers who want a versatile, year-round layer that handles feed dust, farmers’ markets, and the occasional brag about landrace chickens.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/poly blends for extra softness (ratios vary by color)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, durable
Build: side-seamed construction, crew neck, cover-stitched collar
Cuffs: 2" ribbed cuffs that keep sleeves put
Graphic: front Cluck It All Farms logo
Sourcing: responsibly sourced blanks from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the U.S.
Regular unisex fit—true to size. Choose your normal size for a classic silhouette. Size up for an easier, roomier layer.
Size guide available below.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
This is a print-on-demand item and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other farm gear in your order.
Clancy Crowed It
“Long sleeves, long game, loud loyalty.”
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |