Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Judgment. Motivation. Chicken feet. All in one glorious sheet.
Clancy’s Sticker Sheet is packed with bold, glossy, coop-certified illustrations made to slap some sarcasm and barnyard energy on anything that needs it—laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or your planner full of half-finished chicken chores.
Featuring your favorite Clancy-approved artwork and a few filler icons worthy of the feathered king himself, these stickers stick fast, stay strong, and bring serious glow-up energy to your day-to-day.
What’s Inside:
Glossy, high-quality vinyl designs
Clancy faces, quotes, feathers, and farm-flavored chaos
0.12″ white border = perfect cut for clean application
Durable for 2–3 years of chicken keeper mayhem
Easy peel & stick with that sweet, shiny finish
Specs:
Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU), Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
Indoor use only
Made on demand—because Clancy doesn’t mass-produce attitude
Blank product sourced from Japan
Pro Tip:
Clean your surface before applying. Clancy’s approval doesn’t extend to dusty water bottles.
Stickers with a bit of attitude! Perfect for envelopes, journals, water bottles and more! Make them into tiny works of art or trade with pen pals. Crisp design, sticky backing, slick surface….what are you waiting for? Get them now. Bawk bawk!
The quality of these stickers are awesome. Clancy in of himself makes all things rooster even better. My daughter claimed a couple pictures for her school notebooks.