Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You don’t need approval. But if you’ve got Clancy’s? That’s a flex. This sleek, soft, form-fitting racerback tank is made for women who know their flock, know their breed standards, and spot fluff from a mile away. Lightweight and breathable with raw edge seams, it pairs perfectly with bold opinions and landrace loyalty.
Breed-standard sticklers, chore-day sprinters, market-day mavens, and anyone who prefers facts over fairy-tale chickens.
Fabric: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon (tri-blend)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — airy, drapey, easy to layer
Build: fabric laundered to reduce shrinkage; raw edge seams for an effortless finish
Neck/Back: classic racerback cut
Design: bold Clancy Approved front graphic
Women’s form-fitting cut. True to size for a sleek silhouette; size up if you prefer a relaxed drape or extra room at the hip. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Hang dry or tumble low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Standards first. Then snacks. Approved.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |