Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Upgrade nesting without wrecking your budget. This rollout nest box gives hens a cozy, private spot to lay while guiding eggs to a protected collection area—so you get cleaner eggs and fewer cracks. A vented top improves airflow, and the easy-clean plastic wipes down in minutes.
Dimensions: 14.5″ (H) × 13″ (W) × 12″ (D) (36.8 × 33 × 30.5 cm)
Material: smooth, easy-clean plastic (no splinters, no stink)
Ventilation: vented lid/top to reduce condensation & musty odors
Collection: set for inside or outside egg collection to fit your coop layout
Use: single-hen nest; add more boxes as your flock grows
Keepers who want cleaner eggs, less nest-raiding, and a nest that cleans fast. Perfect for small coops, backyard flocks, and anyone tired of scrubbing wood corners.
Rollout design helps eggs move into a protected tray/area, away from curious beaks and muddy feet.
Airflow from the vented top keeps nests drier and more inviting.
Plastic shell wipes clean—no lingering smells, fewer mites hiding places.
Mount height: place the box about 18–24″ above floor level, lower than the roosts so hens won’t sleep in it.
Level & secure: ensure a slight internal slope toward the collection side (per model design); tighten all mounts.
Collection direction: choose inside (easy refills/inspections) or outside (quick grabs without entering the coop).
Liner: use a nest pad or minimal bedding so eggs can roll freely into the protected area.
Ratio: plan 1 box per 3–5 hens to reduce traffic jams.
Remove liner/pad, wipe with mild soap & warm water, rinse, and dry fully. Empty the tray/collection area daily. Avoid harsh abrasives and strong chemicals.
If eggs aren’t rolling, check that the box is level front-to-back and that bedding isn’t blocking the path.
Keep the collection side shaded/dry if you’ve oriented it to the coop exterior.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Roll the eggs away from the audience and suddenly everybody behaves.”