Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Large Eco Tote Bag

Bold, reusable, and absolutely not here for quiet. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch large eco tote is your farmer’s market flex and feed-run workhorse in one. With 6 gallons of space and a 30-lb weight limit, it swallows groceries, egg cartons, and that feral-hen attitude you wear so well. If your personality is 70% sarcasm and 30% cracked corn, this bag gets you.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars who require one-trip carries, and anyone who wants a funny chicken tote bag that actually hauls.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: 100% certified organic cotton (sturdy twill)

  • Capacity: 6 gallons • Weight limit: 30 lb (13.6 kg)

  • Build: open main compartment with a flat bottom for cartons & boxes

  • Straps: long, comfy shoulder straps that don’t dig

  • Graphic: bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front design

Care

Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Don’t bleach. If needed, iron on low from the back side of the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—sustainable by design, sassy by choice.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Also available: Prefer smaller? Get your 3-gallon version here.

Clancy Crowed It
“Six gallons of groceries, zero gallons of patience.”

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