Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Bold, reusable, and absolutely not here for quiet. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch large eco tote is your farmer’s market flex and feed-run workhorse in one. With 6 gallons of space and a 30-lb weight limit, it swallows groceries, egg cartons, and that feral-hen attitude you wear so well. If your personality is 70% sarcasm and 30% cracked corn, this bag gets you.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars who require one-trip carries, and anyone who wants a funny chicken tote bag that actually hauls.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton (sturdy twill)
Capacity: 6 gallons • Weight limit: 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Build: open main compartment with a flat bottom for cartons & boxes
Straps: long, comfy shoulder straps that don’t dig
Graphic: bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front design
Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Don’t bleach. If needed, iron on low from the back side of the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—sustainable by design, sassy by choice.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Also available: Prefer smaller? Get your 3-gallon version here.
Clancy Crowed It
“Six gallons of groceries, zero gallons of patience.”