Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

Errands, markets, coop checks—this tee turns small talk into chicken talk. The Ask Me About My Chickens unisex T-shirt is soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to keep up with chores and coffee runs. Clean lines, flattering fit, and durable construction make it the everyday favorite you’ll actually reach for.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, and anyone who wants a fun chicken shirt that feels good all day.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer

  • Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction for shape retention

  • Sourcing: ethically made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

  • Print: bold “Ask Me About My Chickens” design

Fit & Sizing

Unisex retail fit. Order your usual size for a standard look; size up if you like it roomier. (Size guide below.)

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Wearing this is informed consent for chicken questions. Hydrate and proceed.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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