Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Carry your groceries, market haul, or coop notebooks—and start at least three chicken conversations while you’re at it. The Ask Me About My Chickens eco tote blends real capacity with real values: 100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill), strong seams, and long shoulder straps that won’t dig in. It’s the everyday bag that actually holds up to everyday.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), farmers’ market regulars, library-stack people, and anyone who wants a durable, planet-friendlier tote that shows off flock pride.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ wide straps, 24.5″ long for easy shoulder carry
Design: “Ask Me About My Chickens” front graphic
Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron on low from the back side of the print.
Made to order to cut overproduction and warehousing waste—sustainable by design.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Reusable beats plastic—but only if you remember it. Keep one by the door and one in the car.”