Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Eco Tote Bag

Carry your groceries, market haul, or coop notebooks—and start at least three chicken conversations while you’re at it. The Ask Me About My Chickens eco tote blends real capacity with real values: 100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill), strong seams, and long shoulder straps that won’t dig in. It’s the everyday bag that actually holds up to everyday.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), farmers’ market regulars, library-stack people, and anyone who wants a durable, planet-friendlier tote that shows off flock pride.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill

  • Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)

  • Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)

  • Straps: dual 1″ wide straps, 24.5″ long for easy shoulder carry

  • Design: “Ask Me About My Chickens” front graphic

Care

Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron on low from the back side of the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to cut overproduction and warehousing waste—sustainable by design.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Reusable beats plastic—but only if you remember it. Keep one by the door and one in the car.”

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