Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
More wink than lecture. Our Anatomy of a Chicken sticker serves bold poultry energy without pretending to be a classroom chart—clean lines, bright color, and zero fuss. It’s printed on high-opacity vinyl so colors pop and backgrounds don’t show through, and the bubble-free adhesive makes for a smooth, easy stick on laptops, bottles, notebooks, toolboxes—wherever your chicken math takes you.
Chicken keepers, coop comedians, ag-class kids, and anyone who wants a little barnyard swagger on their everyday gear.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl with high-opacity film for full coverage
Application: bubble-free on clean, flat surfaces
Size options: 3″×3″, 4″×4″, 5.5″×5.5″ (choose in the dropdown)
Care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
Production: made to order (small-batch on purpose)
Clean and dry the surface completely.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other to avoid bubbles.
Press firmly for a few seconds—especially on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low and slow; wipe any residue with a little rubbing alcohol.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste. Small footprint, big cluck.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice. Clean it first—oil and dust are the real flight risks.”