Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

100 Ways To Eat Cock – Chicken Recipe Cards (100-Pack)

Yes, the name’s naughty. The recipes? Dead serious. 100 Ways To Eat Cock is a kitchen-ready deck of 100 chicken recipe cards that takes you from weeknight quickies to Sunday showstoppers without scrolling a blog novel first. Think bright curries, sticky wings, sheet-pan saviors, cozy soups, crisp salads, smoky grillables, slow-cooker gold, and air-fryer fixes—each card with clear ingredients and step-by-step instructions. It’s equal parts playful and practical, built for real kitchens with real time limits and grocery-aisle ingredients.

Whether you’re a confident cook or just learning the difference between simmer and scorch, these cards keep you on track with plain-English directions, reasonable prep times, and swap suggestions so you can use what’s in your fridge. The set makes a killer gift for food lovers, grill dads, newlyweds, and, obviously, backyard chicken keepers with a sense of humor.

Who It’s For

Home cooks who want reliable chicken dinners without the guesswork—beginners, busy families, meal-preppers, and anyone who loves bold flavors and bad puns.

What’s Included / Specs

  • 100 individual recipe cards (one complete recipe per card)

  • Mix of global flavors + comfort classics (roast, grill, sauté, stir-fry, braise, soup, salad, sandwiches, snacks, breakfast)

  • Dietary variety: cards include options tagged for gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, and lighter swaps where applicable

  • Plain-language ingredients + step-by-step method; most recipes serve 2–6

  • Pantry-friendly: built around common ingredients; specialty items are always optional

How to Use / What to Expect

  1. Pick a card (or let someone else draw—dinner roulette).

  2. Shop the list with easy swaps noted when possible.

  3. Cook it cleanly: pat chicken dry, season well, and don’t crowd the pan.

  4. Food safety: cook poultry to 165°F (74°C) internal temperature; rest before slicing for juicier bites.

  5. Leftovers: most recipes hold up for 3–4 days refrigerated; many are meal-prep friendly.

Gifting

Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, bridal showers, Father’s/Mother’s Day, or the friend who collects cookbooks but cooks from cards.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear (kits, supplies). If your cart includes other items, you’ll see multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Blame bland chicken on courage, not the bird. Salt it, sear it, don’t steam it.