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Coop Care Routine

Clean, dry, and drama-free—your daily/weekly/monthly plan that actually keeps birds healthy.

Clean, Safe, Sanity-Saving Setups for Real Chicken Keepers

Let’s be honest, coops get gross, and fast. Between mud, poop, predator panic, and “Where did that smell come from?” moments, a dirty or dysfunctional coop can turn chicken keeping into a nightmare.

This page is your no-BS guide to keeping your coop livable, your birds healthy, and your stress levels below “burn it all down.”

Whether you’re starting from scratch, battling winter funk, or just looking for a way to spend less time scooping crap, we got you.

♻ How to Clean Without Losing Your Will to Chicken

Cleaning Methods That Work (and Ones That Lie)

  • Deep litter method: great for cold climates, low-maintenance if done right

  • Regular scooping: great for small coops or high-poop flocks

  • Natural cleaning: Use vinegar or mild soap—bleach is a last resort

🔥 Clancy Crowed It:
"If your coop smells like bleach and sadness, you’re doing it wrong."

Pro Tip: Don’t chase sterile. Chase safe. There's a difference.

💩 Dealing with the Doodoo

Poop Happens. Let’s Handle It.

  • Droppings boards? Worth it if you actually clean them

  • Composting? Hot pile it, cover it, let it cure

  • Fly control? Use dry bedding, not ten fly traps and a prayer

🧪 Clancy-Approved Product Idea: Coming soon: Poo Happens CluckKit™ (gloves, scraper, compost starter, and your last nerve)

Barn Lime for Coop Smell: When + How to Use It

  • If you're smelling ammonia, it’s a sign of too much nitrogen (poop) + moisture + not enough carbon or airflow.

  • Barn lime (a.k.a. ag lime, not quicklime!) can neutralize acidity, dry out wet bedding, and reduce ammonia volatilization.

How to Use It Safely:

  • ✅ Use only hydrated dolomitic lime or labeled barn/ag lime (NOT quicklime—toxic to skin, lungs, and birds)

  • ✅ Sprinkle lightly under fresh bedding or in damp corners after a deep clean or fluff

  • ✅ Pair with fresh carbon bedding (pine shavings, chopped straw, hemp) to lock in moisture and odor

  • 🚫 Don’t dust birds with it

  • 🚫 Don’t use it instead of proper airflow or cleaning

🔥 Clancy Crowed It:
“If you smell ammonia, don’t light a candle—fix your bedding, fluff it, and lime that corner.”

Coop Care Checklist

 

🐓Standard Bedding Version

Print it. Post it. Stop forgetting what day it is.

Daily Tasks

☐ Feed (fresh, measured); water topped & on a stand
☐ Collect eggs
☐ Quick scrape on roost boards (if needed)
☐ 3–5 minute sit-and-see check (quietly watch the flock)
☐ Vent check: clean/dry vents
☐ Coop doors latched at night
☐ Vents open for airflow (dry air > warm air)
☐ Weather scan: shade/water in heat; windbreak in winter

🔁Weekly Tasks

☐ Scrub waterers (inside and spouts/nipples)
☐ Wipe down feeders; clean up spills
☐ Spot-refresh bedding (high-traffic areas and nests)
☐ Rake run; rotate enrichment
☐ Hardware check: latches tight, no gaps or weak spots

📅Monthly Tasks

☐ Full coop clean: remove litter, scrape, sweep
☐ Wash trays/roosts (mild soap → rinse → dry)
☐ Pest check at night (base of roosts, corners)
☐ Vent audit: intake & exhaust open, cobwebs cleared
☐ Coop perimeter pass: hardware cloth secure, no dig-outs

🌱Seasonal Tasks (Landrace-Smart)

SPRING
☐ Deep clean
☐ Mite/lice check
☐ Repair/replace screens

SUMMER
☐ Provide shade + airflow
☐ Add waterers or frozen bottles
☐ Use electrolytes only for heat/travel

FALL
☐ Rodent-proof the coop
☐ Store feed in sealed bins

WINTER
☐ Ensure ventilation without drafts
☐ Use wide roosts for foot warmth
☐ Skip coop heat—landraces don’t need it

♻️ Deep Litter Method (DL) Version

For managed composting bedding—NOT “never clean.”

Start depth: 4–6 in → build to 8–12 in
Carbon: pine shavings, chopped straw, dry leaves, shredded cardboard
NO cedar.

✅ Daily (same as standard)

☐ Feed & water
☐ Collect eggs
☐ Sit-and-see flock check
☐ Vent check (clean, dry)
☐ Latch doors; open vents; check weather

🔁 Weekly (DL)

☐ Fork-fluff top 2–3 inches (add air, break mats)
☐ Top up dry carbon under roosts & paths
☐ Scrub waterers; wipe feeders
☐ Check hardware & latches

📅 Monthly (DL)

☐ Depth check (aim for 8–12 inches)
☐ Nose test: earthy = good; ammonia = bad
☐ Vent dust-off for continued airflow

🌱 Seasonal (DL)

☐ Spring/Fall: deep fluff & carbon refresh
☐ Winter: dry airflow is still key
☐ Summer: add carbon during humidity

🔁 DL Reset Needed If:

☐ Coop smells like ammonia
☐ Recurring wet spots
☐ Pests/illness issues
☐ Been 6–12 months since last cleanout

🌬 What Good Ventilation Looks Like:

✅ Air out HIGH
✅ Air in LOW
🚫 No breeze on the roost
💡 Dry air = less frostbite
👃 If it smells, fix moisture—not heat it

🚫Do / ✅ Don’t

✅ Keep waterers on a stand (cleaner beaks, drier bedding)
✅ Use hardware cloth—not chicken wire—for predators
✅ Multiple feeding stations = less drama

🚫 Don’t fog with harsh chemicals
🚫 Don’t overdo herbs or potpourri
🚫 Don’t heat adult coops (especially for landraces)

🚨Troubleshooting Fast

Smell or damp?
☛ Add carbon, fix drips, open vents

Bullying/pecking?
☛ Add space, more stations, hanging toy, or isolate briefly

Dirty eggs?
☛ Refresh bedding, add nest, collect earlier

Dust storm while cleaning?
☛ Wear a mask and ventilate during scrub sessions

 

Coop Care FAQs: Real Questions, No BS

That depends on your bedding system.

  • Standard bedding? Spot-clean daily, scoop weekly, deep clean monthly.
  • Deep litter? Fluff weekly, top with carbon, reset every 6–12 months or when it smells like hot doom.

    👉 Don’t wait for the stink. If you notice it, your chickens did three days ago.

Nope. Deep litter is not neglect.

It’s a composting system that turns dry bedding + chicken poop into warm, healthy soil over time. You need to manage it:

  • Fluff regularly
  • Add dry carbon (shavings, straw, etc.)
  • Watch moisture
  • Reset when needed

    🔥 Clancy Crowed It: “Deep litter isn’t lazy. It’s smart compost with commitment issues.”

Skip the bleach and herbal nonsense.

✅ Use mild dish soap, vinegar, or plain water

✅ Scrub, rinse, and let it fully dry

🚫 Don’t fog the coop with chemical sprays

🚫 Don’t use essential oils unless you want angry hens and messed-up lungs

Once a week, do a “feather flip” check at:

  • Base of tail
  • Under wings
  • Neck/back

    You’re looking for reddish bugs, tiny eggs, or skin irritation. Night is best—mites hide in seams and come out when the birds are asleep.

Because nitrogen + moisture + bad airflow = stink bomb.

Fix it fast:

✅ Fluff bedding
✅ Add dry carbon
✅ Open vents
✅ Sprinkle barn lime under the fresh layer

🚫 Don’t just throw in herbs and pray

Print the No-BS Coop Care Checklist, slap it on your fridge or coop wall, and check the boxes.

Start with daily basics and build from there.

Chickens don’t need perfection. Just attention.

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