Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Compact and Packed with Fun: Despite its small size, this 2-inch rubber chicken promises big laughs with eyes that hilariously pop out when squeezed, making it a continuous source of amusement.
Portable Entertainment: Easily fits in your pocket, desk, or gift bag, making it perfect for on-the-go stress relief or a playful distraction wherever you are.
Eye-Popping Action: Each squeeze surprises and delights with popping eyes, ensuring the laughter and fun never fades—even after countless uses.
Versatile Use: A hit at parties, a quirky conversation starter at gatherings, or a cheerful addition to any workspace, this toy brightens any setting.
Stress Relief Made Fun: Not just a toy, but a delightful stress-buster. Squeeze your worries away and replace them with laughter and light-heartedness.
Durable Design: Built to last from robust rubber, this chicken toy withstands frequent squeezing and is designed to be a long-lasting companion in your pursuit of joy.
Ideal for All Ages: Whether for kids seeking a giggle or adults needing a quick stress-relief fix, this toy is suitable for anyone in need of a little extra joy in their day.
