Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hilarious Sound Effect: Not your ordinary chicken toy, this 12-inch rubber chicken emits a lively, comedic scream when squeezed, ensuring a burst of laughter and fun.
Durable and Long-Lasting: Crafted from high-quality rubber, the Screaming Chicken Toy is designed to withstand countless squeezes and last through endless rounds of laughter.
Versatile Fun: Ideal as a party highlight, a stress reliever in the office, or a whimsical addition to any toy collection, it brings joy to both kids and adults.
Infectious Laughter: Perfect for livening up any gathering, its surprising scream injects a wave of infectious laughter, making it a hit at any event.
Unique Design: Adorned with classic chicken attributes, this toy stands out with its vibrant appearance and quirky personality.
Great for All Occasions: Whether it's a gift, a party favor, or a personal stress-buster, this Screaming Chicken Toy is a guaranteed good time for anyone looking to add some humor to their day.
