Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Tougher than your rooster. Smarter than your neighbor.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
My Cozy Nest™ Single Hanging Chicken Hen Nesting Box
$30.00 USDBecause your hens deserve better than a milk crate and a prayer.
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock. Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Because real management brings their own damn bag.
The I Am Managementtote is for the flock leader who’s carrying groceries, grit, and the weight of running the entire coop—without breaking a strap (or a sweat). Made from sturdy, organic cotton and stamped with Clancy’s certified power pose, this tote tells the world exactly who’s in charge.
From errands to egg collecting, this bag’s got the strength and sass to match your hustle.
Find the 6 gallon version here.