Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Merry Christmas Chicken Unisex Sweatshirt

Cold morning chores? Tree-trimming night? The Merry Christmas Chicken Unisex Sweatshirt brings instant warmth and barnyard cheer. It’s a classic crew that feels soft, wears tough, and broadcasts your seasonal poultry priorities loud and clear.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers and festive folks who want a warm, durable holiday layer that looks sharp over a flannel and survives December dishwashing marathons (and coop duty).

Specs

  • Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

  • Handfeel: soft air-jet spun yarn to reduce pilling

  • Fit: classic unisex crew

  • Ribbing: 1×1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs & waistband with spandex

  • Build: double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit

  • Graphic: festive Merry Christmas Chicken print

Fit & Styling

True-to-size classic fit. Wear your normal size for a clean crew look; size up for an oversized, layer-friendly vibe. Pairs with jeans, boots, and a smug grin.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Warm chest, cool comb, merry coop.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34