Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold morning chores? Tree-trimming night? The Merry Christmas Chicken Unisex Sweatshirt brings instant warmth and barnyard cheer. It’s a classic crew that feels soft, wears tough, and broadcasts your seasonal poultry priorities loud and clear.
Chicken keepers and festive folks who want a warm, durable holiday layer that looks sharp over a flannel and survives December dishwashing marathons (and coop duty).
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Handfeel: soft air-jet spun yarn to reduce pilling
Fit: classic unisex crew
Ribbing: 1×1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs & waistband with spandex
Build: double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem
Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Graphic: festive Merry Christmas Chicken print
True-to-size classic fit. Wear your normal size for a clean crew look; size up for an oversized, layer-friendly vibe. Pairs with jeans, boots, and a smug grin.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm chest, cool comb, merry coop.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
