Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold chores, warm humor. The Hello Winter Chicken Unisex Hoodie wraps soft fleece comfort around a charming seasonal chicken graphic—perfect for dawn coop checks, market runs, or couch thaw-outs after you battle frozen latches.
Chicken keepers and winter-season fans who want a cozy, layer-ready hoodie with funny chicken energy and everyday durability.
Face: 100% cotton
Fleece: 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
Design details: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, self-fabric back patch
Blank sourcing: responsibly sourced from Pakistan
Print: seasonal Winter Chicken artwork
Unisex fit—runs small. Choose your usual size for a trim fit or size up for room over thermals and flannels.
Layer with a vest and beanie for chores, throw over a long sleeve for school runs, or pair with joggers for “I’m not going back outside” mode.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Soft hoodie. Hard winter. We still win.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
