Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Introducing the Cluck It All Farms Logo Unisex Hoodie, where comfort meets style in perfect harmony.
Unparalleled Coziness: Crafted from the softest cotton blend, this hoodie promises unmatched comfort, making it a wardrobe essential for any chicken enthusiast.
Striking Logo Design:The classic streetwear design is accentuated by a bold logo, adding a touch of personality to your ensemble.
Functional Features:With a front pouch pocket and warm hood, this hoodie is perfect for chilly evenings or casual outings. The self-fabric patch on the back and matching flat drawstrings ensure a snug and adjustable fit.
Versatile Wear:Whether you're running errands, lounging at home, or exploring the great outdoors, this hoodie effortlessly combines comfort and fashion, elevating your streetwear game.
Disclaimer:This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Each hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, contributing to reduced overproduction and thoughtful purchasing decisions. Thank you for supporting sustainable practices!
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |