Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chicken Dad Unisex Hoodie

Celebrate your flock and stay cozy while you do it. The Chicken Dad unisex hoodie blends everyday comfort with keeper cred: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fleece, a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket that’s suspiciously good at hiding treats. Smooth, durable, and ready for chores or couch time.

Who It’s For

Egg-route drivers who beat the sunrise, coop-light installers who swear they’ll be “five minutes,” bleacher dads at poultry shows, and any keeper whose small talk starts with today’s egg count.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester fleece

  • Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—warm without bulk

  • Feel/Finish: air-jet spun yarn for a softer hand and reduced pilling

  • Hood: double-lined with matching drawcord

  • Fit/Build: low-pill fleece, 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex

  • Durability: double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem

  • Pocket: classic front pouch

  • Construction: quarter-turned body to avoid center crease

  • Graphic: bold Chicken Dad front decoration

Fit & Sizing

Unisex classic fit—true to size. For a roomy/oversized look, size up one. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Pockets are for treats, not receipts. Plan accordingly.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34

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