Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Celebrate your flock and stay cozy while you do it. The Chicken Dad unisex hoodie blends everyday comfort with keeper cred: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fleece, a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket that’s suspiciously good at hiding treats. Smooth, durable, and ready for chores or couch time.
Egg-route drivers who beat the sunrise, coop-light installers who swear they’ll be “five minutes,” bleacher dads at poultry shows, and any keeper whose small talk starts with today’s egg count.
Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester fleece
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—warm without bulk
Feel/Finish: air-jet spun yarn for a softer hand and reduced pilling
Hood: double-lined with matching drawcord
Fit/Build: low-pill fleece, 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex
Durability: double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem
Pocket: classic front pouch
Construction: quarter-turned body to avoid center crease
Graphic: bold Chicken Dad front decoration
Unisex classic fit—true to size. For a roomy/oversized look, size up one. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Pockets are for treats, not receipts. Plan accordingly.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |