Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Hot coffee. Cold water. Zero judgment.
These stainless steel tumblers are made for long mornings, late egg checks, and chicken keepers who forget where they set things down (don’t worry—they keep temp like champs).
🔥 Built to Last: Insulated. Durable. Coop-proof.
🐔 Chicken Keeper Energy: Sassy designs, real function, and zero room for boring mugs.
Whether you're caffeinating through chick season or staying hydrated during a summer clean-out, these tumblers show up (and stay hot or cold) like a true flockmate.
Dawn Chicken Feet Stainless Steel Tumbler
$29.00 USDSpring Chicken Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDHello Spring Chicken Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDSpring Meadow Chicken Stainless Steel Tumbler
$29.00 USDSpring Meadow Chicken Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDLocal Egg Dealer Travel Mug with Handle
$29.50 USDWatercolor Chicken Portrait Travel Mug With Handle
$29.50 USDCluck It All Farms Travel Mug With Handle
$25.00 USDJust a Girl Who Loves Chickens Travel Mug With Handle
$29.50 USDChicken Dad Travel Mug With Handle
$29.50 USDDiscuss Chickens Travel Mug With Handle
$29.50 USDChicken Love Travel Mug With Handle
$29.00 USD