Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like you’ve got a route to run. The Local Egg Dealer bottle is double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel that keeps hot hot, cold cold, and you talking eggs all day. A wide-mouth foldable straw lid, rotating carry handle, and anti-slip base patch make it market-to-coop ready.
Temp locked: Vacuum insulation for all-day hot/cold.
Sip & sell: Wide-mouth foldable straw = fast, spill-smarter sips.
Built for the hustle: Rotating handle for grab-and-go; anti-slip patch stays put at the stand.
Conversation starter: The print does the marketing while you rest your voice.
Material: Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum-insulated
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″
Finish & features: Glossy finish, foldable straw lid, rotating handle, anti-slip base patch
Best performance: Pre-chill or pre-warm with water for a few minutes.
Hot liquids: Vent the lid and sip carefully. Keep upright in bags.
Carbonation: Not recommended with a straw lid.
Care: Hand-wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe. Clean the straw regularly.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate, haggle, repeat. Eggs don’t sell themselves.”
