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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Ask Me About My Chickens Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Straw Lid

Hydrate like a keeper on a mission. The Ask Me About My Chickens bottle is double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel that keeps hot hot, cold cold, and conversation flowing. A wide-mouth foldable straw lid, rotating carry handle, and anti-slip base patch make it truck-to-run ready.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Temperature locked: Vacuum insulation for all-day hot/cold.

  • Sip & go: Wide-mouth foldable straw = quick, spill-smarter sips.

  • Field friendly: Rotating handle for grab-and-go; anti-slip patch stays put.

  • Conversation starter: The print does the talking so you can keep sipping.

Specs

  • Material: Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum-insulated

  • Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)

  • Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″ 

  • Finish & features: Glossy finish, foldable straw lid, rotating handle, anti-slip base patch

How to Use / Care

  • Best performance: Pre-chill or pre-warm with water for a few minutes.

  • Lid tips: Vent before sipping very hot liquids. Keep upright in bags.

  • Carbonation: Not recommended with a straw lid.

  • Care: Hand-wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe. Clean the straw regularly.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If your water tastes ‘mysteriously farmy,’ clean the straw. That’s where the gremlins live.”