$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
Start your day like a true flock boss—wrangling chickens before the first sip of caffeine. The Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle packs keeper-approved essentials with Cluck It All humor for mornings that start with chaos → coffee → chickens (in that order, if you’re lucky).
Double-Sided Mug — “Chickens Before Coffee” scene on one side; “Wake Up, Human!” rooster sass on the other. 11 or 15 oz ceramic; dishwasher & microwave safe.
“Coop Crap Carrier” Drawstring Bag — Our best-seller with a grumpy rooster and unapologetic poop pile. Lightweight, roomy, easy to rinse and air dry.
Sticker: “I Pecked Before I Caffeinated” — Weather-resistant, high-opacity vinyl for bottles, laptops, or egg baskets; bubble-free backing.
Spiral Notebook: “Cluckin’ To-Do List” — Handy size with lined pages for daily chaos, egg counts, and questionable life choices.
Magnet: “If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.” Because boundaries.
Sunrise egg collectors, school-line sprinters, feed-store philosophers, and the friend who texts you coop updates like emergency alerts.
Before chores: fill the mug; grab the bag; set the magnet tone.
During chaos: jot notes in the notebook so you can fix it on purpose next time.
After coffee: sticker goes on your favorite bottle—you earned it.
Mug: top-rack dishwasher safe; microwave safe.
Drawstring bag: spot clean; air dry.
Sticker: apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.
Notebook: wipe cover with a slightly damp cloth; keep dry.
Magnet: wipe clean; keep away from credit cards/hard drives.
Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee is a side quest. Chickens are the main storyline.”
