Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Red Chicken Feet Headband

You work hard. Your chickens work harder. At least one of you deserves a stylish, sweat-wicking crown of chaos.

This moisture-wicking, soft-stretch headband features disturbingly realistic red chicken feet—because why blend in when you can strut like a rooster at the county fair?

Perfect for:

  • Collecting eggs in style

  • Causing mild panic at the gym

  • Secret chicken-themed cosplay

🪡 Made to order, so shipping takes a little longer—but trust us, it’s worth the wait.
Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex.
One size fits most. Not recommended for actual chickens. Unless Clancy insists.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
M 2 9 ½
L 2 ⅛ 10 ¼

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