Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You work hard. Your chickens work harder. At least one of you deserves a stylish, sweat-wicking crown of chaos.
This moisture-wicking, soft-stretch headband features disturbingly realistic red chicken feet—because why blend in when you can strut like a rooster at the county fair?
Perfect for:
Collecting eggs in style
Causing mild panic at the gym
Secret chicken-themed cosplay
🪡 Made to order, so shipping takes a little longer—but trust us, it’s worth the wait.
Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex.
One size fits most. Not recommended for actual chickens. Unless Clancy insists.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
M | 2 | 9 ½ |
L | 2 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |