Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
This is exactly what it looks like—and somehow, it’s even better in person.
Throw it on when you're feeling sassy. Wear it to the feed store just to test your reputation. Hand it to a stressed-out chicken parent and watch them cackle like a rooster on caffeine.
Made with a soft stretch band and disturbingly realistic chicken feet, this ridiculous crown of chaos is perfect for:
Gifting your chicken-obsessed friend
Making poultry chores fashion
Celebrating molting season in style
🪡 Heads up: Each headband is made to order by an actual human (not Clancy), so please allow extra time before shipping.
One size fits most heads. Not recommended for actual chickens. Clancy tried it once. It didn’t end well.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
M | 2 | 9 ½ |
L | 2 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |