Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold morning chores, warm-layer style. The Winter Rooster BACK PRINT Unisex Long Sleeve Tee pairs a soft handfeel with a bold back graphic—perfect for layering under flannels, tossing over a base tee, or wearing solo when the sun finally shows up.
Chicken keepers and rooster fans who want a lightweight, ready-to-layer long sleeve with a clean front and statement rooster back print.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend (varies by color)
Weight: light/medium—great for layering without bulk
Neck: classic crew
Sleeves: ribbed cuffs for a stay-put fit
Print: Winter Rooster back graphic; minimal front for easy styling
Regular unisex fit. Choose your usual size for a standard silhouette; size up if you want extra room for thermals underneath.
Layer under a work jacket for chores, pair with jeans and boots for market runs, or throw it over leggings for a quick, no-fuss coop check. Plays nicely with vests and flannels.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—made just for you. Item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Back print says rooster. Front says get to work.”
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
