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Thick, soft, and built for coop duty. This garment-dyed heavyweight tee rocks a Shetland Hen rooster standing guard over a chick—because Chicken Dad’s job is protection, not opinions.
Keepers who play night watch, hawk spotter, and snack distributor. Perfect for dads of backyard flocks, 4-H mentors, and rooster apologists everywhere.
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
Breathable 6.1 oz/yd² weight—tough for chores, comfy for town
Relaxed fit with durable double-needle hems
Twill-taped neck/shoulders to hold shape wash after wash
Front graphic: Shetland Hen rooster + chick (aka peak Chicken Dad energy)
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
Collar: 7/8″ double-needle topstitched
Construction: twill-taped neck/shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve & bottom hems
Blank sourced from Honduras
Relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual for easy comfort; size down for a closer cut or up for extra room over thermals.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Security detail? Strut slow, stare hard, carry mealworms.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
