Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
🚨 Important Update 🚨
Due to ongoing USPS shipping failures and our commitment to chick welfare, we have paused all live chick shipments until further notice.
👉 Local farm pickup is still available.
👉 Hatching eggs are still shipping nationwide.
Because at Cluck It All Farms, survival comes first. Always.
Learn more about why we made this decision
Need chicks—but not the shipping stress? This is your lane.
Reserve a custom hatch of our landrace chicks for local pickup in Northwest Ohio. You choose the breed and timing, pay a per-chick deposit, and we’ll set the eggs just for your order.
Once the hatch wraps up, we’ll meet you at a pre-arranged location for pickup—not at the farm (we love our chickens too much to risk biosecurity).
Pick your breed and estimated pickup window.
🐣 Minimum of 6 chicks per order(You can mix and match)
Pay a 50% non-refundable deposit per chick to reserve your hatch.
We set the eggs and monitor development.
After hatch, we’ll confirm how many chicks are ready.
Pickup is coordinated off-site, in or near Delta Ohio — we’ll confirm exact details before hatch day.
Final balance is paid before pickup, based on what actually hatched.
Hatch rates aren’t guaranteed—nature does her thing.
Deposits are non-refundable (once we set the eggs, they’re yours).
We don’t offer on-farm pickup—biosecurity is non-negotiable.
Pickup locations will be agreed on ahead of time (we’re flexible, but we don’t chase people across counties).
We’re not a big farm and every chick matters. Thanks for understanding and helping us do this the right way.