Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Hen Couture® Hen Saddle Apron

$12.00 USD

Fashionable Hen Saddle Apron:Add a dash of style to your hen house with the Hen Couture® Hen Saddle Apron, a chic statement piece that combines fashion and function.
Easy-to-Use Design: Featuring elastic bands on each side, this chicken saddle slips securely behind your hens' wings for a stylish and practical fit, providing protection from roosters while enhancing their look.
Standard Size:Available in a standard size, this hen apron is designed to fit most average hens, ensuring a comfortable and flattering fit for your feathered friends.
Machine Washable: When life in the coop gets messy, simply toss this hen saddle in the washing machine for easy cleaning, ensuring your hens always look their best.
Elevate Your Coop: Get the Hen Couture® Hen Saddle Apron today and let your hens enjoy the spotlight while staying safe and comfortable. This fashionable accessory is more than just a chicken apron; it's a runway-ready statement for your feathered friends!

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