Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Mother Hen Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

  • Feather-Like Comfort: Our tees are crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft feel. It's almost like snuggling with your favorite chick!

  • Sporty & Stylish: Opt for Athletic Heather and get a snazzy blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.

  • Heather Hue Haven: Additional heather colors feature a cozy 52% cotton, 48% polyester mix.

  • Light as an Eggshell: A fabric weight of 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) ensures you're comfy, not clunky.

  • Room to Roam: The relaxed fit gives you plenty of space to flap those wings—or arms.

  • Pre-Cuddled: Pre-shrunk fabric means this tee will stay true-to-size, wash after wash.

  • Built Like a Coop: Side-seamed construction ensures this tee holds its shape.

  • Conscious Clucking: Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the U.S. Thank you for your eco-smart choices!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

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