Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Clean water on demand—without the ice chisel. The Deluxe Heated Hen Hydrator keeps flock water flowing in real winter, with thermostatically controlled, UL-listed components rated to -10°F. A UV-shielded, translucent bucket lets you check levels at a glance, while the twist-locking, sloped lid helps deter roosting and makes cleaning fast.
Backyard keepers who want a low-mess, freeze-proof watering system for adult chickens using nipple drinkers.
Freeze protection to -10°F: Thermostatic control powers heat only when needed.
3-Gallon capacity: Fewer refills; translucent body for easy level checks.
UV-protective bucket: Helps reduce algae growth.
Twist-lock, sloped lid: Quick access; discourages roosting; easy to wipe clean.
4 side-mounted nipples: Each supports up to ~4 birds (plan for up to 16 adults total).
Hang-friendly handle: Ergonomic design + Little Giant® Bucket Handle Grip (Model #166713) included.
Ready out of the box: Fully assembled.
Power: 65W, 120V with 6-ft cord; UL-listed electrical components.
Hang at eye level for your birds so they peck the metal pin comfortably (height varies by breed).
Adult birds only. Nipple drinkers require beak pressure; not for chicks.
Training tip: Remove other water sources and tap each nipple so droplets form—once a few learn, the rest follow.
Keep it filled; top off before deep freezes for best performance.
Plug into a GFCI-protected outlet; use outdoor-rated cords if needed and keep connections dry/off the ground.
For winter reliability, place out of direct wind; do not operate if the bucket runs dry.
Inspect cord and nipples periodically; replace worn parts as needed.
Rinse and wipe the bucket/lid; occasionally depress each nipple to flush. Avoid harsh abrasives. Store dry when not in use.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm water. Cold weather. Zero drama.”