Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Quit playing “smash the ice” every morning. This 150W Chicken Waterer De-Icer keeps flock water liquid in freezing temps and stays off when it isn’t needed. It’s Teflon-coated for durability, SAFE IN PLASTIC, and designed to work with nipple drinker chicken water buckets and most standard waterers.
Power: 150 watts (120 VAC, 60 Hz)
Control: Thermostatically controlled—operates only when ambient temps require (typically below ~35°F)
Finish: Teflon-coated heating surface for durability and easy cleaning
Compatibility: Works with nipple drinker buckets and most chicken waterers (plastic or metal)
Cord: Outdoor-rated; use with a grounded GFCI outlet
Read all instructions and inspect the cord/plug before first use.
Place the de-icer directly in your chicken waterer (bucket, fount, or reservoir). Keep the heating surface fully submerged when operating.
Plug the unit into a 14–16 gauge outdoor extension cord, then into a fully grounded 120V GFCI outlet.
Fill/keep filled: Maintain normal water level; do not operate dry.
The unit is thermostatically controlled and will cycle on as temperatures drop and off as they rise (typically above ~35°F).
When sustained temps are well above freezing, unplug, wipe down the unit, and store dry.
Unplug → place the unit in a cold environment → plug in for about 60 minutes; it should warm as the thermostat calls for heat. Unplug after testing.
Use only on 120V/15A circuits. Do not exceed the circuit’s capacity.
Keep connections dry and off the ground; route cords where birds can’t peck or trip.
Plastic waterers: This unit is SAFE IN PLASTIC; ensure the heater surface remains submerged (running dry can damage any de-icer).
Do not modify the unit, pierce the housing, or use if the cord is damaged.
Do not cover the de-icer; allow water circulation around it.
For outdoor setups, always use a GFCI-protected outlet.
Unplug and allow to cool. Wipe with a damp cloth; avoid harsh abrasives. Dry fully before storage.
Nipple drinker buckets and standard chicken waterers
Coops, barns, pump houses—anywhere freezing temps threaten clean water
Clancy Crowed It
“Water you can drink beats ice you can peck.”