Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
Wear your chicken wisdom with a side of attitude. Tees, mugs, and gear, all crowed by our resident drama king.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Fits the 22 Lb Galvanized Cone Feeder. Also pictured: Feed Saver Grill
Robust Protection for Poultry Feed: This durable shield forms a strong protective barrier that keeps feed clean and dry, ensuring your chickens, ducks, and other poultry can enjoy their meals in any weather.
Prevents Feed Spoilage: Protects against rain, wind, and dust, keeping your birds' food appetizing and untouched by the elements.
Easy Installation: Designed for hassle-free attachment to your existing Galvanized Cone Feeder, making it easy to install and start protecting your feed immediately.
Cost-Effective and Waste-Reducing: By keeping the feed clean and dry, this shield not only cares for the health of your flock but also helps reduce waste and save on feed costs.
Enhances Flock Health and Happiness: A clean feeding environment contributes to healthier, happier birds, improving overall flock wellbeing.
Practical Poultry Keeping Accessory: More than just a shield, it's a game-changing addition to your poultry care regimen that enhances the efficiency of your feeding setup.