Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
From coop to counter—carry it, store it, and show it off.
This collection turns egg collecting into a daily delight, with baskets, aprons, and storage solutions that are just as functional as they are flockin’ cute.
🪶 Coop to Kitchen Gear: Handy egg aprons, baskets, and holders that keep your haul secure (and stylish).
🥚 Storage with Sass: Counter-ready displays and fridge-friendly trays—because fresh eggs deserve better than a random bowl.
🌿 Farmhouse Flair: Add charm to your routine and your kitchen, without sacrificing practicality.
Because gathering eggs should feel like a celebration, not a chore.
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