Heat, humidity, and no broody breakdowns.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Brooding & Babies
Treats & Enrichment
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Wear It Like You Mean It
Sip & Stare
Make a Statement
Stick It Where Clancy Would
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug
Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chicken Lover Apparel
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Sip Happens.
For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
The Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Available Breeds
HEN PICKED
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
$10.00 USD 
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