Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
No sugar, no fluff—just protein, calcium, and pure poultry pandemonium. This 5 lb sack of dried black soldier fly larvae (BSFL) delivers a nutrient-dense punch to keep your flock fueled, feathered, and fully entertained. Scatter for enrichment, hand-feed for bonding, or use as a high-value reward during training. Clean, shelf-stable, and addictively crunchtastic.
Keepers who want a legit, high-protein treat that doubles as flock enrichment. Great for recall training, post-molt recovery, bonding with helpers (kid or adult), and birds who need a boredom buster that works.
Contents: 100% dried Black Soldier Fly Larvae (Hermetia illucens)
Net Weight: 5 lb resealable bag
Nutritional Profile: Naturally high in protein and calcium
Ingredients: No additives, no preservatives, no GMO ingredients
Treat Use Only: Keep total treats ≤10% of daily intake
Scatter or Serve: Spread in the run to promote pecking and scratching, or hand-feed for taming/training
Bantams & Chicks: Crush into smaller bits; provide grit if needed
After Use: Clean up leftovers to avoid attracting pests
Hydration Reminder: Always offer fresh, clean water
Reseal after each use. Store in a cool, dry spot—no refrigeration required. Not for human consumption. Keep out of reach of pets not approved for insect-based diets.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They hear the bag open and act like they’ve never been fed. It’s drama. It’s protein. It’s perfect.”
Cured avian ringworm on two of our Australorps quickly.
