Clancy didn’t ask to be famous.
He just was.
Hatched on an unusually windy Tuesday, Clancy strutted into the world already judging your boot choices.
He’s been scaring off delivery drivers, mentoring chicks, and pecking at power cords ever since.
Part rooster. Part brand icon. Full legend.
Clancy isn’t just a rooster. He’s a presence.
He’s 12 inches tall, fueled by rage and cracked corn, and absolutely convinced this entire farm exists for him.
We used to think he was just another chick with attitude. Then he started waking up the barn at 3:47 AM, chasing hawks off the compost pile, and inspecting every box that left the shipping room. At some point, we realized...
Clancy’s not part of Cluck It All Farms.
He is Cluck It All Farms.
| Breed: | Mystery. Possibly lightning and spite. |
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| Height: | Shorter than your boots. Louder than your ego. |
| Special Skills: | Crowing mid-Zoom call. Judging your hatch rate. Starting drama. |
| Nemesis: | The UPS guy (who Clancy has chased twice). |
| Signature Move: | Standing directly in your way—on purpose. |
Survived three broody hens and lived to tell the tale
Crowed so loud the goats left the barn
Reorganized the feed room (by screaming until someone did it)
Peeped the shipping labels and rejected one with talon flair
Posed for one merch shoot and has been insufferable ever since
“You don’t need more chickens. You need better ones.”
“If you’re not preserving history, you’re just babysitting birds.”
“I’m not just a mascot. I’m management.”
Below this coop-sized ego, you’ll find the official Clancy merch line.
Perfect for folks who:
Appreciate grit over glamour
Need a shirt that crows for them
Believe preservation deserves a little attitude
Proceeds support our rare breed preservation mission because even Clancy has a soft spot for the future.
Got questions? Compliments? Fan art?
Clancy accepts praise via Instagram DMs. Just be warned. Be might respond with a single crow.
🛒 Feather-flying fabulousness straight from the coop of the rooster who runs the place.
