Clancy didn’t ask to be famous.
He just was.

Hatched on an unusually windy Tuesday, Clancy strutted into the world already judging your boot choices.

He’s been scaring off delivery drivers, mentoring chicks, and pecking at power cords ever since.

Part rooster. Part brand icon. Full legend.

Meet Clancy

Chief Crowing Officer. Security Team. Unofficial Brand Icon.

Clancy isn’t just a rooster. He’s a presence.
He’s 12 inches tall, fueled by rage and cracked corn, and absolutely convinced this entire farm exists for him.

We used to think he was just another chick with attitude. Then he started waking up the barn at 3:47 AM, chasing hawks off the compost pile, and inspecting every box that left the shipping room. At some point, we realized...

Clancy’s not part of Cluck It All Farms.
He is Cluck It All Farms.

Feathers, Facts & Fierceness

Clancy’s Greatest Hits

• Survived three broody hens and lived to tell the tale

• Crowed so loud the goats left the barn

• Reorganized the feed room (by screaming until someone did it)

• Peeped the shipping labels and rejected one with talon flair

• Posed for one merch shoot and has been insufferable ever since

Clancy Says...

“You don’t need more chickens. You need better ones.”

“If you’re not preserving history, you’re just babysitting birds.”

“I’m not just a mascot. I’m management.”

Clancy Collection: Wear the Legend

Below this coop-sized ego, you’ll find the official Clancy merch line.
Perfect for folks who:

• Appreciate grit over glamour

• Need a shirt that crows for them

• Believe preservation deserves a little attitude

Proceeds support our rare breed preservation mission because even Clancy has a soft spot for the future.

Got questions? Compliments? Fan art?
Clancy accepts praise via Instagram DMs. Just be warned. Be might respond with a single crow.

Clancy-Approved Chaos

🛒 Feather-flying fabulousness straight from the coop of the rooster who runs the place.