Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
If it hasn’t survived our coop, it doesn’t get the stamp. The Clancy Approved Unisex T-Shirt is soft, lightweight, and built for real life—feed runs, fence fixes, and the occasional rooster side-eye. The front carries Clancy’s scowling seal so everyone knows you’ve passed the chaos test.
Fabric (solids): soft combed ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, durable
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Fit: classic unisex—easy through chest and shoulders
Graphic: Clancy Approved emblem front
True to size for a regular fit. Size up for extra room or layering over thermals.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to cut waste—made just for you. May ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stamp earned. Not given.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |