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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Eco Tote Bag

Need a bag that says “Yes, I’m awake… barely”? This is it. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow eco tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to haul groceries, grit, egg cartons, and your pre-coffee patience. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • 3 gallon capacity:Small but mighty—one-trip wonders welcome.

  • Organic cotton: Tough, reusable, comfy to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Blunt graphic: Sets expectations before the caffeine does.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

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