Cluck You Very Much Unisex Hoodie

Comfort level: emotionally unavailable. Sarcasm level: printed on your chest. The Cluck You Very Much hoodie is ultra-soft fleece with a roomy pouch pocket and a warm 3-panel hood—perfect for the coop, the feed store, or avoiding your neighbors with style.

Why You’ll Love It

• Warm as cluck: Soft fleece that crushes chilly chores.

• Everyday build: Classic pouch pocket + 3-panel hood = instant comfort.

• Bold honesty: Iconic graphic that says it so you don’t have to.

Fit & Care

• Fit: Runs small—size up unless you like a tight hug from fabric and feelings.

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron over graphic.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Cozy outside. Chaotic inside. Perfect.”

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