Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Most décor is cute. This one’s a declaration. The Clancy Approved garden flag is for keepers who’ve earned their stripes (and probably lost a few feathers along the way). Weather-resistant polyester, a clean, high-contrast design, and a pole hem for easy hanging—because doing it right doesn’t need frills.
Flock bosses who choose substance over fluff, preservation-minded keepers, and anyone proud to run a coop with no shortcuts (and definitely no hatchery-catalog birds).
Fabric: 100% polyester—lightweight, weather-resistant
Finish: pole hem fits most standard garden flag stands
Print: bold, high-visibility Clancy Approved design
Use: yard, garden, porch, or right by the coop
Note: flag only—pole/stand not included
Size options: select from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Slide your stand’s arm through the hemmed sleeve and stake it where it’ll get smiles (and maybe a few respectful nods). Colors hold up great outdoors; mild fading can occur after long, sunny seasons—bring the flag in during extreme weather to extend its life.
Spot clean with mild soap and cold water. Air dry flat. Do not bleach. Store fully dry between seasons.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Standards first. Then snacks. Approved.”