Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Feral Hen Energy Women's Racerback Tank

Unhinged. Sunlit. Absolutely unstoppable.

This featherweight racerback tank is the perfect fit for the chicken keeper who runs on sarcasm, snacks, and the occasional squawk. With raw edge seams and a flattering cut, it’s made for chasing rogue hens, hauling water buckets, and aggressively pretending everything is fine.

It's breathable. It's bold. It's barely holding it together—just like you.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼

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