Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Elevate your flock's snack time—literally.
This vinyl-coated wire basket is designed to hold a single suet-style treat square, keeping it off the ground and within easy pecking reach. The hanging chain allows for convenient placement in your coop or run, promoting natural foraging behavior and reducing waste.
Durable and easy to clean, it's a practical addition to your enrichment toolkit.
Clancy’s Take: “It’s a snack swing. Chickens love it. Simple as that.”
🧺 Holds one suet-style treat square securely
🔗 Includes hanging chain for easy installation
🧼 Vinyl-coated wire for durability and easy cleaning
🐔 Encourages natural pecking and foraging behaviors
📏 Dimensions: 5" x 5" x 1.9"; Weight: 0.2 lbs