Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Snack time meets recess. The Chicken Peck-N-Play Ball rolls, rattles, and rewards as your birds nudge, chase, and peck their way through leafy greens or herbs stuffed inside. Built for curious beaks and coop boredom, it turns downtime into DIY enrichment.
Size: 4″ × 4″ × 4″ (10.2 × 10.2 × 10.2 cm)
Capacity: Holds chopped veg, greens, hay, or herbs
Material: Durable plastic with internal bell
Placement: Run, coop, or boredom-prone brooder
Species: Chickens, ducks, and other poultry
Perfect for bored flocks, bossy hens, confined birds, rainy-day scratchers, or keepers who want enrichment without mess.
Fill it: Thread big greens (cabbage, lettuce) or hay through the slats. Add chopped herbs or small crunchy veg.
Place it: Drop on a level coop/run surface post-feeding.
Watch the show: Birds peck, push, and chase it while the bell jingles.
Heads-up: Treats should be ≤10% of total diet; refill as needed.
Rinse with warm water. Mild soap if needed. Air-dry completely before re-use. Avoid bleach or high heat.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Give ’em a rolling salad bar and they’ll forget to unionize.”
