Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Between mud, mystery pecks, and weather tantrums, flock life gets rough. FlockLeader Defend backs your birds with functional nutrition for gut and immune resilience. Packed with BSFL, herbs, amino acids, and plasma proteins, it’s the treat that doesn’t just distract—it defends.
Flocks navigating stress, dirty ground, transitions, post-cleanout resets, or “why is Susan suddenly sneezing?” days.
Gut-first base: BSFL (USA) deliver digestible protein + natural acids to support microbial balance
Herbal helpers: Parsley and oregano for everyday immune tone
Duck-safe boost: Split peas bring niacin and vitamin C—key for waterfowl health
Barrier backup: Amino acids and minerals help reinforce gut lining and limit inflammation response
Get-up-and-go factor: Plasma proteins offer targeted nutrient density when energy dips
Functional Standouts:
Black soldier fly larvae (USA)
Split peas (niacin + vitamin C)
Parsley + oregano
Plasma proteins
Essential amino acids + minerals
Packaging: 100% curbside-recyclable box and bag
Net Weight: 3.5 lb (1.59 kg)
Daily treat: 1–2 Tbsp per bird
Meal mixer: ¼ cup per 1 lb of feed; toss to coat evenly
Safe for all adult poultry (including ducks)
Keep treats ≤10% of daily ration
Always offer clean, fresh water
Store sealed in a cool, dry place. Use within shelf-life. Not a substitute for balanced feed—pairs best with good management.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand gear ships separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Strong guts, chill coop. That’s the math.”
