Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Turn greens into a rolling game. The Chicken Veggie Ball holds a full head of lettuce or cabbage and spins snack time into enrichment mode—keeping treats cleaner, birds happier, and pecking drama way down. It’s a flock-wide salad party on the move.
Size: 7″ diameter (17.8 cm)
Material/Build: Rigid, easy-clean wire with quick latch
Color: Bright, high-visibility finish
Placement: Ground or hang low for swing-and-peck action
Capacity: Fits a full lettuce or cabbage; chunked veg optional
Ideal for coops with boredom-prone birds, veggie-loving flocks, or keepers who want cleaner snack setups and shareable fun.
Fill: Pop the latch and insert a full head of lettuce, cabbage, or chunked veg.
Place or Hang: Drop it on flat ground or hang just above peck height for added movement.
Supervise: Offer after regular feed. Use one ball per 4–6 birds for flock fairness.
Treat Reminder: Total snacks ≤10% of daily diet.
Rinse thoroughly after each use. Mild soap as needed. Air-dry before reloading. Avoid soaking or using harsh abrasives.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Give ’em a veggie job and they’ll forget to start a riot.”
