Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold mornings, warm layers. The Winter Sleigh BACK PRINT Unisex Long Sleeve Tee delivers easy comfort and a festive back graphic—perfect under flannels for chores, over a base tee for market runs, or solo when the sun shows up.
Chicken keepers and cozy-season fans who want a lightweight, layer-friendly long sleeve with a clean front and a statement winter sleigh back print.
Fabric (solids): 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend (varies by color)
Neck: classic crew with cover-stitched collar
Sleeves: ribbed cuffs for a stay-put fit
Print: bold Winter Sleigh back graphic; minimal front for easy styling
Regular unisex fit. Choose your usual size for a standard silhouette; size up if you’re layering over thermals.
Layer with a vest and beanie for coop checks, pair with jeans and boots for errands, or throw it under a hoodie when the wind gets feisty. Plays nicely with flannels.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—made just for you. Item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Back says sleigh. Front says get it done.”
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
