Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Because sometimes you have to remind them—loudly and in cotton.
The I Am Management unisex tee is for flock keepers, farm bosses, and backyard rulers who know who's really running the show. (Spoiler: it’s you.)
Made from buttery-soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch, this shirt moves with you—whether you’re making executive coop decisions or just plotting your next snack break.
With Clancy’s boss energy printed front and center, this is your official uniform for commanding respect (or at least amused side-eyes) wherever your boots land.
Why It Rules:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton for supreme softness
Lightweight and breathable = perfect for power moves and poultry wrangling
Side-seamed and pre-shrunk for a perfect, durable fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping = built for chicken keepers with strong opinions and stronger flocks
Specs:
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Heather colors = cotton/poly blend
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Printed on demand—because real management doesn't overproduce
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |