Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Soft enough to hug you. Bold enough to judge you.
This Get Your Flock Together tee is for every chicken keeper who's just barely holding it together—and doing it in style. Made with ultra-soft cotton and just the right stretch, it’s the shirt that says: “I’ve got coop chaos to manage, but I still look good doing it.”
Featuring Clancy mid-meltdown (honestly, same), this unisex shirt flatters all body types and all levels of flock-related breakdowns. Whether you’re wrangling rogue chicks or just dodging bad chicken advice on Facebook, this tee’s got your back—and your sense of humor.
Why It Rules:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton = softer than a freshly hatched chick
Lightweight & breathable = good for panic-cleaning the brooder
Side-seamed + pre-shrunk = fits like a dream, even if your flock doesn’t
Features Clancy in full “get it together” mode = relatable AF
Specs:
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Heather colors contain polyester
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for comfort and durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Note:
Printed just for you when you order—because bulk fluff isn’t our thing. Clancy doesn’t yell at overproduction. He screams.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |