Soft enough to hug you. Bold enough to judge you.
This Get Your Flock Together tee is for every chicken keeper who's just barely holding it together—and doing it in style. Made with ultra-soft cotton and just the right stretch, it’s the shirt that says: “I’ve got coop chaos to manage, but I still look good doing it.”
Featuring Clancy mid-meltdown (honestly, same), this unisex shirt flatters all body types and all levels of flock-related breakdowns. Whether you’re wrangling rogue chicks or just dodging bad chicken advice on Facebook, this tee’s got your back—and your sense of humor.
Why It Rules:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton = softer than a freshly hatched chick
Lightweight & breathable = good for panic-cleaning the brooder
Side-seamed + pre-shrunk = fits like a dream, even if your flock doesn’t
Features Clancy in full “get it together” mode = relatable AF
Specs:
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Heather colors contain polyester
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for comfort and durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Note:
Printed just for you when you order—because bulk fluff isn’t our thing. Clancy doesn’t yell at overproduction. He screams.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |