You know the one: the hen that can scale fences, dodge hawks, and sass you from the top of your truck like she pays rent.
This shirt is for her.
Actually—it’s for you, if you are her.
This ultra-soft tee blends lightweight comfort with just the right stretch. Whether you're chasing chickens or being a general menace to mediocrity, this shirt brings the heat. Wear it to the coop, the feed store, or anywhere people need to know your energy is feral and your flock is untouchable.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |