Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Run Run Chicken Gel Pen

$2.00 USD

Fine-Tip Excellence: Our Run Run Chicken Gel Pens feature a fine-tip design, allowing for precise writing and drawing, ensuring your words and sketches stand out with clarity and consistency.
Quick-Drying & Smudge-Free:With less ink on the page, these pens offer faster drying times and no smudges, making them ideal for left-handed writers and those constantly on the move.
Versatile Use: From planning and journaling to doodling and professional work, these pens are suited for all your writing needs, making them the perfect addition to any desk at work, school, or home.
Chic Chicken Design:Each pen is adorned with a cute and funny chicken design, adding a whimsical touch to your daily writing instruments and bringing some poultry pizzazz to your pen cup.
Gift-Worthy: Looking for a unique gift for a pen collector or chicken enthusiast? Our Run Run Chicken Gel Pens make a delightful and useful present, sure to bring joy to anyone who receives them.

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